$401K
$401K
Buy and Retire.
every buy and sell pays a 10% tax. all of it gets auto-swapped to $SPY and airdropped to holders. the employer match you never got — funded by jeets.
anon · $401K plan
how it prints
the employer match, but it actually shows up
no vesting cliff, no waiting til 59½, no guy named greg in HR. just three moves that run on their own every single trade.
the 10% tax 🦍
every buy and every sell of $401K pays a flat 10%. no opting out. that fee is the whole engine — the more it trades, the harder it prints.
→auto-buys $SPY 📈
pons tech takes those fees and instantly buys $SPY with them. $401K is pegged to the S&P 500, so you're basically holding an index fund you never had to open.
→airdropped to you 💸
the $SPY lands straight in every $401K wallet. no claiming, no staking, no clicking. you hold, it shows up. keep holding, it keeps showing up.
retirement calculator
run your own numbers
drag the sliders. see roughly how much $SPY drips into your wallet while you do absolutely nothing. (numbers are vibes, not a prospectus.)
your share = bag ÷ market cap. the full 10% tax buys $SPY and is split across holders by weight. distributions depend entirely on real volume.
clock out. permanently.
grab $401K on pons, hold it, and let the 10% tax quietly pay you in $SPY. that's the whole retirement plan.